`SiX fOoT cRoW is NOT:`

`1. Politically Correct:`

Just because you aren't right-wing, racist, sexist, or homophobic isn't a license to point out everything that is. Life's too short, so get one.

`2. Cyber:`

Technology is not evil, marketing strategists are. SFC is not tolerant of people who voluntarily infect their vocabulary with media inseminated catch phrases, so take that shit on over to alt.cyber.dork where it belongs. Consult the Glossary of Despicable Terms for more loathsome lingo.

`3. Purist:`

PC vs. Mac vs. Unix? Get a fucking issue. Preference is one thing, but these arrogant geek factions are absurd. Another pisser is why so many of you dorks find it neccessary to treat newcomers like lepers. (see "Newbie", on the Glossary of Despicable Terms ) Music fans are probably the worst breed of purist. If you're into garage-rock, that's swell, I am too. But give me one iota of shit for praising something outside the confines of your chosen "subculture", and I'll respond with the verbal equivalent of a left-hook. If you can visualize a compilation tape where John lee Hooker, Foetus, the Pixies, Martin Denny, the Birthday Party, Henry Mancini, the Sonics, Einsturzende Neubauten, Johnny Cash, the Misfits, Cop Shoot Cop and Link Wray can co-exist, then you get the point. (And, if you're sitting there thinking. "hmm, sounds good, but it could use some Coltrane, or some P-Funk", then I worship you)

`4. to be taken all that seriously:`

This above all else, got it?