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Lets face it, the internet, while being a big crazy gathering of thoughts and ideas from all walks of life, basically sucks. That's because 99% of those "thoughts and ideas" are essentially horseshit. (Don't beleive it? We triple dog dare you to do a HotBot search on Spam, Cyber, New Age, or Pearl Jam) So, what's a weirdo to do? Well, we have right here, for your use and abuse, our hotlist of favorite sights falling within the "golden 1% of stuff that doesn't suck" category. This is by no means even a scratch on the surface of the cool stuff to be found out there in geekspace (as if we really had to tell you that), but we've narrowed a much larger list down to this one, so these are pretty damn good sites. Hopefully, you've got an ample modem, cuz some of these links are heavy on the eye-candy (sure wish more of them were). Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines...


Junk Food for Your Eyes:

Malice in Wonderland : one of the best web comics in existence, Fritzz is incredible
Kalynn Campbell : game board art and more, this guy has our number dialed
Space Dog : neato torpedo! go download some swell quicktimes, a must see
Derek Hess : supercool poster artist, some examples of his fine work
Alien Sex Fiend/Dish Archive : no not the band. more Fritzz madness, 18 and over only
Swamp : kick-ass poster/t-shirt company run by the Kuhnnster


Power Loungers:

Space Age Bachelor Pad Music : excellent rescource and a jumpstation to other lounge links
Jack Diamonds House of Games : Jack's a way cool DJ, check out the Esquivel stuff
the Ultra Lounge : Capitol had the good sense to re-issue some great stuff, check it out
Spy Jazz : name sez it all, worth a look


E-zines:

The Crash Site : slicker-n-shit, & heavy on cool content
Crank : really funny stuff here, if you come from a more cynical mindset
Make Room : garage-rock e-zine, pretty sharp
Fortean Times On-line : paranormal paradise! our favorite mag goes electric
Cap Soul Reviews : music zine, w/ lotsa cool stuff
Deadline : tank girl and more, nice lookin' site

Hard to Believe:

Rectal Foreign Bodies : hilarious! go now!
the Voodoo Information Pages : excellent rescource, if your'e into that sort of thing
the Kooks Museum : huge site, check out the Francis E. Dec stuff
the 50 Greatest Conspiracies of All Time! : excerpts from the book & quite a bit of newer stuff
Shocked and Amazed! : carny lingo & a great jumpstation for other sideshow related sites

Creepy Crawly:

the Cabinet of Dr. Casey : amazing horror site, huge poster archive and chock full of good info
Dan's Gallery of the Grotesque : puke-a-liscious! sick, sick, sick photos
the Slovakian Bone Church : great pics of this 40,000 human bones masterwork
Nurse : strange one; some really cool tiles & stuff as well as a pretty "out there" set of links
Crime Scene Evidence File : pretty authentic looking (tho it's not), very cool
the Vomitus Maximus Museum : interesting (if not dirsturbed) artwork, check out the gift shoppe
the Internet Crime Archives : all you morbid fucks can go worship your favorite murderer here
The Church of Satan : Beelzebub goes digital, go say hell-o

Vroom Vrooms:

Grim Rides Hearse Club : a bay area car club devoted to hearses; smooth lookin' rides!
Hot Rod Heaven : neato article about drag racing


Asian-o-philes:

Hong Kong Cinema : searchable data base (a biggun') and lotsa links to related sites
Kimono My House : the coolest importer of Japanese toys had the good sense to go online
Manga Video : anime and more. devilman is king

Heroes:

Alfred Hitchcock : slick site, nicest around
Charles Bukowski : we miss Hank, the world is that much more uninteresting without him
William S. Burroughs : who, unlike Bukowski, is far too embalmed to even die, heroin rules!
Russ Meyer : help! we can't find a decent bosomania site, please find it or make one!
Boris Karloff : Frankenstein rules! part of Dr. Casey's site,Bela Lugosi and Vincent Price too

Music/Band related sites:


Sir Estrus Quarterly : really sharp site, hasn't been updated in a while but what the hell, it's cool
Dionysus Records : cool label, follow it to "Hell Yeah!"
Jack-O-Fire : sharp lookin' site complete with the rants of Big Daddy Soul
Tom Waits Digest : gotta love this guy, he's the uncle you wish you had
Man or Astroman : site run by members of the band
the Misfits : done by a metal-head but damn if it isn't the most comprehensive discography around
Devo : sharp lookin' site that's good on it's own but serves as a jumpstation for other sites too
Nick Cave : He's totally cooler than you are
the Billions Corp. : booking agency w/ bios on all the bands. Boss Hog, Blues Explosion, & more!

Shop-a-holics:

the WFMU Catalog of Curiosities : super cool music & books
Forbidden Books & Video : if your in the Dallas area, a must visit. online catalog
Atomic Books : massive catalog filled with all the good shit
Archie McPhee : "the outfitters of popular culture", but don't let that scare you, it's great stuff!
Skin-n-Bones : if you're into extra holes in your body, for godssake, have it done by professionals




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